I'm gonna tell you guys something that I dont think I've ever told ANYONE.....
For as long as I can remember I've wanted to be a part of something that others may find offensive and dangerous...
Here's a hint...
(I used to own a pair of these bad boys by the way)
Are you ready?
I've always wanted to be a Roller Derby Girl
Are you surprised, shocked or in utter disbelief?
Well, its true. I dont even remember what started it but everytime I see someone rollerskating or watch a movie that has derby girls in it, I secretly wished I could be doing it too!
What would my name be? I guess it would depend on what the name of the league I was playing for was called. Maybe I could be:
Ana Stesia
Gogo Baibai
Kit n Kabootie
LL Cruel J
Miss Conception
Nokka Ho Down
Nurse FlatlineHer
Pain Fonda
Polly Wanna SmackHer
Shiv Tyler
ZsaZsa LaGore
(all REAL derby girl names)
Well, until I find a great name and a better place to play (Salt Lake only plays on flat tracks... thats just like skatin in a circle on the street) I have a little more time to fine tune my skills.....
And buy some skates
